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Electro-Pop singer Eulene shares song ‘Heartbreak Hostage’

Singer Eulene grew up in a culturally rich family that admired the arts, from the visual to musical variations. So it is no wonder that she likes to step outside of our comfort zone as a musical artist, especially in her new song ‘Heartbreak Hostage’. 

Chill Music adds their thoughts on the new single, “Standing out of the box of genre conventions Eulene has room to experiment with the concept of a broken heart and emotional distress, captivating her audience throughout, from her impressive vocal range to the very last music note.” 

Eulene will make the most stubborn of hearts melt with her heartfelt lyrical delivery in ‘Heartbreak Hostage’, but what amazes me the most is that she carries the emotional weight in the words and portrays them with complete grace and confidence. 

Eulene speaks about the single, “This song was written entirely to a rhythm track (no instruments) before being fleshed out.  This was a way to break away from my songwriting habits and allowed me a lot of freedom to experiment. My influences range from blending elements of electronic, pop, classical, disco and industrial.  Themes of power, femininity, love and sacrifice are all present.” 

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